Keep Your Teeth Clean With Frank Sinatra, Muhammad Ali & His Gang

We haven't found every battle-against-tooth-decay record relating to Sinatra's evil role of ice cream store keeper, but we've sure stocked up on most of them! What with all the different pressings of the same record from the same year, these must have been designated for different states & either sent out to schools or left in dentist waiting rooms. We're none the wiser. Still ,we were thoroughly entertained by these records, which brought a new meaning to the Goldmine Standard 'mint' grade. Check these out:

Muhammad-Ali-Ali--His-Gang-Vs-580803The Adventures Of Ali & His Gang Vs. Mr. Tooth Decay

1976 US LP, guest starring Muhammad Ali, Frank Sinatra in the role of the ice cream storekeeper), Richie Havens, Jayne Kennedy, Ossie Davis, producer Arther Morrison & Ali's Gang in the fight of their lives against the sinister Mr. Tooth Decay and his sidekick, Sugar Cuba. Ali appears to be knocking a rainbow out the air on the cover, which we can only assume represents a bag of skittles, & on the back is an image of clean living, vegetable loving, biodynamic farming! They just don't make records like these anymore…

Various-Educational--Inf-The-Dope-Kings-La-580805The Dope King's Last Stand

1977 US LP, sporting an all star cast in the fight to protect children against drugs, violence & inevitable tooth decay, including Muhammad Ali, Frank Sinatra (in the role of the ice cream storekeeper), President Jimmy Carter, Arlo Guthrie, Pat Boone, Jayne Kennedy, The Great Senator Hubert H. Humphrey, Billie Jean King, & more. This copy is still factory sealed.

 

Various-Educational--Inf-President-Jimmy-C-580808President Jimmy Carter In The Fall Of Mr. Toothdecay

1977 US LP, sporting an all star cast in the fight to protect children against the life-threatening plaque virus, with the same gang that was on the Muhammad Ali LP (if you're collecting them all, which we hope you are!); Ali, Frank Sinatra, Richie Havens, Lily Tomlin, Arlo Guthrie, Pat Boone, Senator Hubert Humphrey as "The Great Minnesotan"… This copy remains factory sealed. And remember kids, you too can have a winning smile like President Carter…

Various-Educational--Inf-The-Fall-Of-Mr-To-580812The Fall Of Mr. Toothdecay

1977 US LP, apparently a repackaged version of the President Jimmy Carter In The Fall Of Mr. Toothdecay album, which was already a restructuring of the first Muhammad Ali dental care record (we hope you're following this!), starring Muhammad Ali, Frank Sinatra, Richie Havens, Lily Tomlin, Arlo Guthrie, Pat Boone, Senator Hubert Humphrey as "The Great Minnesotan"… This one comes packaged in an alternative gatefold sleeve design & may or may not be pressed on minty White Vinyl, we don't know because it's still sealed from new the way we like them!

Various-Educational--Inf-The-Whole-Teeth--580816The Whole Teeth &  Nothing But The Teeth

1977 US LP. In the world of dental care records, this one must have gone down a storm because it was repressed at least three times. This is another repackaged version of the President Jimmy Carter In The Fall Of Mr. Toothdecay album, housed in a gold embossed gatefold sleeve variant sealed from new

 

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Project: Tooth Decay/ Dateline: Washington

1977 US LP, yet another strange saga in the world of dental health care records, including Muhammad Ali, Frank Sinatra (in the role of the ice cream storekeeper), President Jimmy Carter, Arlo Guthrie, Pat Boone, Lily Tomlin & more.

 

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